Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Review – The Cave

This is another one of those “recipe” pictures. Take a base of Alien, stir in a pinch of The Thing, add scuba diving and rock climbing, pour into a cave and cook for 90 minutes. And as usual, the product is an unpalatable burgoo. The characters aren’t the least bit interesting (indeed, aside from the non-white men and the women, the actors are hard to tell apart). The plot is practically non-existent, the story emerging as little more than weak rubber cement between chase sequences. Even the special effects are bad. If you want to see Alien, rent Alien. See if desperate

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