Sunday, February 26, 2017

Review - There’s Something Wrong with Aunt Diane

 2/26 - Specifically, she had some kind of mental breakdown and drives a minivan full of kids the wrong way down a highway until the inevitable fatal crash ensues. So here we have a feature-length bicker fest about whether she was drunk or high or crazy or some combination of all the above. Final resolution does not result. Mildly amusing

Friday, February 17, 2017

Review - Forgotten Tales

We should be so lucky. Amateur-hour horror anthology. At least these folks seem like they’ve ever seen a horror movie, even if they aren’t especially good at making them. Wish I’d skipped it

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Review - Minions

As the name implies, this one’s all about the hench-things from Despicable Me. In this prequel, their previous boss assigns them to steal the British Crown Jewels. High jinks ensue. Mildly amusing

Review - Satanic

Four twentysomethings. On their way to Coachella. Stopping by notorious murder sites along the way. Honestly, if I haven’t already talked you out of watching this, there isn’t much else I can say. Wish I’d skipped it

Monday, February 6, 2017

Review - Finding Dory

Dory the forgetful fish gets her own movie, joined by her friends from the first one as she searches for her long-lost parents. If you liked the original – and a lot of folks did – then odds are you’ll like this one too. Mildly amusing