Saturday, June 1, 2019

Review – Annabelle: Creation

Why spend money on productions like this? As it relies entirely on jump scares, all the producers need to do is pick some random past release (preferably the most boring movie they can find) and add bright flashes and loud noises at random intervals. Or maybe don't even bother with a plot at all. If moviemakers need to cater to audiences who crave nothing more than cheap adrenaline rushes, let the fans  stare at a blank screen and have an usher drop by once in awhile and blast an air horn at them. The Conjuring franchise continues its downhill slide from an apex that wasn't much more than a speed bump to begin with. See if desperate